callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

by Skiddles September 9, 2008

Loch Ness Monster

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.

I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009

van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.

Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?

by Jimmyman5 May 28, 2016

Ness

The younger version of the character from undertale, Sans.

Hey did you know that Ness is Sans.

by Big Toaster August 11, 2019

Ness

A shorter version of the words: awesomeness, amazingness, and coolness.

OMG! holy frick and a half! Makinsey is so Ness!

by Makinsey May 5, 2008

Neins Fellatio

When a lucky guy unexpectedly gets a blowjob from a drunkn chick at a party

After drinking 7 beers gen gave chris a neins fellatio

by Anita Whore May 10, 2008