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neiling

To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.
I've been neiling her for three months, but I'm still single.
by BestX August 18, 2014
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neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"
person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer
by queenoffarts November 2, 2014
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015
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Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.
Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.
by PretzelJet July 8, 2015
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neil fletcher

The man who invented the corn dog. Literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth
by Tyrone Cunningham December 1, 2015
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neil adams

This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.
Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman
by Sherwood11 January 5, 2016
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Neil Kumar

Big nosed indian faggot who is a massive neek even though it ends up leading to nothing. Has an extremely active social life and gets all the men (because he is a good looking indian stud). Hobbies include playing with himself from time to time, although it is known that he loves to do the same with other men as well ;)
Stay away from neil kumar
by curryvindaloo1243 July 19, 2019
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