by Lovemachine 69 April 16, 2010
David is a name grubber because, even though he wishes to attend Columbia University, he does not know why, all the while badmouthing smaller schools like Amherst College.
by labsz October 22, 2010
Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat
The name jeff hat
These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes
The name jeff hat
These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes
"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"
by alv3l April 01, 2018
by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017
they are the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. planet name? immediate green flag. they are literally the PRETTIEST PEOPLE ALIVE. they are so so so stunning but they don’t see it. they definitely are super smart and amazing. we love jupiters.
“Hey that persons name is jupiter!”
“i’m gonna talk to them”
“ we love people who are jupiter (name)
“i’m gonna talk to them”
“ we love people who are jupiter (name)
by bees on a boat March 01, 2022
someone who really just seems like they dont like you but yet they go out with you anyway. And every day you'll get so scared that you'll loose them even though you love them but you can't fully commit to them or anyone else just in case they don't feel the same way as you.
by Jodycodylodybody December 07, 2020
Your goverment name; the oppisite of you street,hood, or nick-name; the name on your birth certificate;
by permission May 22, 2005