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the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
by earpuller November 22, 2010
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nadalina

A smart, beautiful girl. Will go Perales if you do anything bad. Strait A students for all their school years. Always Falls for the wrong person tho.
"Nadalina is beautiful."
by Jk47 December 23, 2016
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NADA

National Aerospace Development Administration of the DPRK (North Korea). The current basis for the activities of NADA is the Law on Space Development, in 2013 the 7th session of the 12th Supreme People's Assembly was passed. The Act sets out the North Korean principles of *peaceful development* of space determines compliance with the principles of the Juche ideology (North Korean ideology) and independence, as well as the aim of solving scientific and technological problems of space to improve the economy, science and technology.

If outer space is indeed a lot of nothing, than the newly named North Korean space agency may be aptly titled, albeit inadvertently.
CNN: Do you guys have any nuclear weapons?
North Korea: NADA
CNN: Do you guys have food?
North Korea: NADA
CNN: Do you guys have anything?
North Korea: NADA NADA NADA
CNN: Do you guys want to bomb the shit out of U.S?
North Korea: Si!
by Kim Jong Un II February 8, 2017
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Namdar

He is handsome and he is very smart .
He has two close friends: Amir and Masood
Also Namdar has a down grade Car .
Namdar
by Iran Dictionary February 12, 2020
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nasaadilaa

nasaadilaa is a fine arab girl on twitter. BOOM. She has a fat ass and probably has big boobs. I want to see her hair. She has twitter clout and is funny for a girl. She is always horny tweeting. Pretty sure she's gay though.
nasaadilaa goes boom.
by Yoigotabigdick November 2, 2020
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nanda parbat

A song written by teenage losers who sing about getting their dick sucked and chicks with huge boobs
*song on radio*

“My gir has huge.... personality!!!”
Guy: oh this is nanda parbat, isnt it!
by elijackman146 November 16, 2017
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narda

Homeboy #1: Hey fool this shit be janky off the hizzle my nizzle, yardadamean?
Homeboy #2: Narda!
by HRP January 9, 2008
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