the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

by High friggin noon dude December 30, 2016

the boy named "Q"

This is a boy whose name begins with a Q so everyone just calls him Q. He is very cute and all the ladies love him, especially the dirty ones, they cant seem to leave him alone. He is a tall linky kid who believes he is a meathead. He is very caring and very innocent, but he knows how to party with the boys. He is going to be the average white dad, he is halfway there because he already drinks black coffee. But Q is annoying because he wont be a thing with any girl because he is going to college in like a long time so he doesnt wanna break anyones heart. but its not like i like Q or anything.

Omg look, its the boy named "Q"

by mak daddy money February 14, 2019

give your friend named gabby a hug

October 24 is give your friend named gabby a hug day. this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.

you: hey gabby do you want a hug?
gabby:sure why not

give your friend named gabby a hug:this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.

by sheep-a-corn October 24, 2019

My friend named justin

ᵐʸ friend
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ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵

I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin

by PHROGS January 28, 2021

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

A simp Named Crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

A simp named crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

3:1 Naming Ratio

A form of naming people in a group, usually siblings, where the former 3 share similar names and the latter one has a name that completely stands out. A great example would be that one show called Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Don (I think that was correct) from a time that I can't quite remember.

Some Farmer: Here's my boys, Larry, Garry, Barry, and Nail. I thought that it would be useful to use the 3:1 Naming Ratio.
Me: What's that last one's name again?
Some Farmer: Nail.
Me: Why Nail?
Some Farmer: Because he was born with a nail square in his forehead.
Me: How is anyone born with a nail already in their forehead?
Some Farmer: Strange things happen on a farm.

by OvercookedToast May 24, 2021