mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003

mutt butt

Compared to hot poopie, mutt butt slides right out, no pain, no worries. also caused by long periods of eating only greasy saturated foods. ie. KFC

"i just got over my mutt butt, i dont want any more of your chicken.

by Christianking January 28, 2008

MUTT MUTT FLAPS

FRUMPY HOO LIPS,PUFFY MEAT CURTAINS THAT DANGLE FREELY

KIMMIE'S MUTT MUTT FLAPS WERE SLAPPING MY NUTS DURING DOGGIE STYLE

by PAUL & KIMMIE MONROE February 19, 2009

Big Mitts

Rough looking hands. Originated in reference to baseball catchers mitts and how they end up looking unkempt and dirty after being used over time during various games.

Person 1 : Yo did you see Lashelle's wedding ring on instagram?
Person 2: No I was too distracted by her big mitts to even notice.

Person 1: Dang you wrong for that!

by howwedoit January 20, 2015

Archie Mattsson

Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.

Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson

by Mattsson hater October 24, 2022

Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".

You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.

by chillablack June 28, 2010

mitts

Man tits

That guy has some big mitts

by James Napier April 14, 2004