cunnilingus mortem

Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).

"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"

by Cordolce April 19, 2013

odd morten

Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him

Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten

by Sondreeid November 19, 2013

Legion of Mortem Metallum

Bunch of cucks with high af ego. Also the clan with highest amount of child soldiers.

x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.

by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021

Doc Martens

Uggs for hipsters.

I really wanted some floral doc martens after I saw that hipster rocking them with a vintage scarf, huge sweater, and ripped shorts.

by heckafre$h April 2, 2010

munter

To be someone of extream uglyness

OMG look at that F*cking munter

by Garbit October 9, 2006

munter

1) an ugly or grim individual

2)The art of munting: You and a friend go to the cemetary and dig up a corpse, you put you mouth around the corpses genitals while your friend jumps on its stomach.

I heard you got caught munting in the mortuary recently.

by Baron Von Munthousen January 3, 2005

munted

a screwed up demented object

whoa that dudes face is munted (says damien when he 1st sees adam marshall)

by you would like 2 no that wouldnt u May 13, 2005