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Munt

The male anus hole used as a vaginal equivalent. The most offensive thing you can call a man's butt hole. The equivalent of the male version of of the word cunt.
Shut your munt!

Lick my munt hole!
Eat my Munt.
by Mundoism December 8, 2016
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A receptive male's anus
"Damn I'm in the mood for some munt action tonight"
by Deano-1-2-3 November 10, 2015
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Slur used to discribe black africans, usually a man. Most oftenly used by white zambians, zimbabweans and sometimes arabs.
Also used as a replacement for calling someone gay, faggot, bitch, retard, idiot, etc...
1. ''did you hear what happened to aiden?''

''he got robbed by a bloody munt last night''
2. ''comon bro stop being such a munt''
by prytx June 14, 2018
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Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.

They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.

- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.

This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.
by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018
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Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.
Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.
by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018
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A man cunt

Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.
Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!
by Lizalini September 29, 2018
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when something is absolutely retarded and broken
kid with broken leg: oi my leg is munted
by megachigga December 3, 2019
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