Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 31, 2018

Booty Munch

An affectionate name to call someone when they're being bothersome.

"Stop poking me, you Booty Munch"

by Chattie Mattie February 23, 2016

burrito munching

Eating out a prolapsed anus. May contain beans.

The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.

by Tahin January 15, 2014

Dick Munch

One who munches upon dicks.

Susan kept on eating my dick, therefore he earned his name as dick munch susan.

by kno3 March 26, 2008

anus munch

Munching on an anus.

"D00d! that guy totally anus munched her ass! He's a sicko!"

by Fogly October 27, 2008

Cock Munching

when ur penis is in someones mouth all the time

why are u cock munching me bro

by JahBandzz March 07, 2019

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith March 10, 2005