vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

Mountain Goggles

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.

After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.

by Lo Hong December 23, 2010

mountain bitch

Big Boned Neanderthal Troll like Woman

Wow! That’s a big ol mountain bitch!

by Shreddyhair February 1, 2023

mountain nigger

Insult towards a montenegin (person from Montenegro), implying they are poor nigger-skinned lazy mountain dwellers which most are.

Look at that ugly mountain nigger riding the donkey up the mountains.

by Thomas April 22, 2005

Mountain Douchebag

Function: noun

An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.

Dude, I don't hate snowboarders, it's just the the Mountain Douchebags I can't stand.

by cg61 September 8, 2009

Douche Mountain

A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."

That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.

by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011

milk mountains

slang word for breasts

That girl over there has enormous milk mountains.

by MaryinAustin8 October 20, 2008