Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024

mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024

Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024

Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel

"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"

by The gay child January 13, 2025

mosquitologically

When you think about mosquitoes logically.

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Someone needs to think logically about mosquitos in this unjust/colorless world.

by Prighyattt March 20, 2025

Mosquito Magnent

Person who typically gets bitten by a lot of mosquitos. Most of them are all racists. Mosquitos love racists

That Nazi is a mosquito magnent

by NumberOneBullshitGuy June 11, 2025