Mobitard

Noun:

One who is restricted in the richness of their online experience due to being contstrained to (or insisting on ) using a mobile device with its accompanying lack of plugins and small screen size.

Also one who misses out on real life experience due to attention being focussed on their device all the time.

That site is all flash based, I can't see a thing on this phone, what a mobitard!

hey did you see that just then, it was amazing!
nope, I was texting my mates.
You mobitard!

by Zedsquared May 5, 2011

Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.

"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"

by AFriend,always June 2, 2013

maritroll

A Maritroll is someone who repeatedly trolls you with flawless disses, pranks, jokes and other humiliating things. Like Impossible Mario (therefore MARItroll)

Damn due that guy set off a firework in your house, had sex with your girlfriend, completely owned you with that insult and then spray painted a dick on your car.

Ya he's such a maritroll

by Da Fuck is this word April 14, 2014

'Meritard

a person so hell bent on patriotism and 'merica emotionally that all reason and/or logical thought can not be understood, processed or ever accepted. Usually starts drooling whenever Lee Greenwood starts playing.

Bubba was explained the meaning of freedom but being a 'Meritard prevented him from understanding

by Higbittytoes July 28, 2015

marital condom

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

marita king

Just pure intelligence and sexiness, a hard worker and food addict. Thank you.

Wow, I wish I was Marita King.

by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018

Merit

A girl who has a lovely charakter and is very loyal if you are with her !
P.S. I love you Merit !
Fr...

Do you believe Merit did that ?
No, she is way to loyal for that !

by Prank Frank August 12, 2018