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moose boobs

nickname for a girl whos the coolest and most fun girl you know.
by honeyD December 15, 2010
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moose noodle

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle
by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009
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Congo Moose

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.
by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021
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Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.
"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."
by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017
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moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.
Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.
by Hullbastard February 5, 2014
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Moose Horns

When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.
She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.
by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009
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man moose

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.
by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007
mugGet the man moosemug.

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