moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".

by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008

Moon Bug

A moon bug is a one of a kind creature that possesses the purity, beauty, and gentleness of the moon when it is hanging outside of your window at night and glowing with the softness of the brush of an angels wing. A moon bug is a rare creature like a fairy, whose magic upon touching you, never leaves. He has the ability to take you to another world where nobody else can reach, and all there is in an infinite amount of warmth, love, and safety to last a lifetime. A moon bug, to put it simply, is the most beautiful person in this world.

Late the other night as I shifted restless in my bed, my moon bug wrapped his voice around me and lulled me to sleep.

by BabyLadyBug September 20, 2011

Moon Face

A girl with fat face. The face swells to give a moon like appearence.

Man that girl sure has a fat moon face. It looks fat and puffy.

by Erol Morkoc December 5, 2005

moon maiden

A woman or goddess of the moon. Born as a cancer or moonchild. The moons rays give her mood swings but draws every man to her putting them under her moon spell.

The moon maiden pulled me in like heroin.

by Moongypsy February 13, 2014

moon pig

A company that makes personalised greeting cards that has a really annoying song on the advert.

"Moooooon pig!
Moooooooon pig!
Moon pig dot com!"

by x_ally March 4, 2008

Moon-Cricket

A slang term used for African Americans. Crickets come out at night and make a-lot of noise.

Damn, did you see how many moon-crickets were at that party?!

by acfahey88 December 14, 2008

Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.

"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."

by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009