One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.
Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!
Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.
Friend: Wait-really?
Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead
Friend: Why?
Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'
Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?
Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.
Friend: Wait-really?
Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead
Friend: Why?
Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'
Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?
Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
by Captain Lieutenant October 10, 2015
A WASP mom is an acronym that stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Mom. The acronym WASP first came into use in the 1950s. It is now commonly used to refer to moms who are white, wealthy, and essentially a basic bitch. Commonly found in Caitlin Reilly's viral TikTok videos.
by caitlenreilly May 18, 2020
The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007
by Shipping Trash December 21, 2016
Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck
Kyle's mom is behind him
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck
Kyle's mom is behind him
by OmgTheyKilledKenny!YouBASTEDS! August 16, 2019
A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.
“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”
“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”
“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
by ilikemen:) April 11, 2021
n./adv./v.
The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
by aceofspades8 December 14, 2017