mitten fuck

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell
The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over
by mitman August 04, 2007
Get the mitten fuck mug.

Meat Mitten

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.
by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010
Get the Meat Mitten mug.

Frosty Mitten Job

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens
Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job
by manswer April 29, 2009
Get the Frosty Mitten Job mug.

Michigan Mud Mitten

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
by Hillairé June 11, 2005
Get the Michigan Mud Mitten mug.

Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
by PJ's Gettin BJ December 25, 2015
Get the Michigan Wet Mitten mug.

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.
by Vacupunk December 17, 2008
Get the poop in your mittens mug.

Cocoa Murder mittens

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.
by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022
Get the Cocoa Murder mittens mug.