The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over
by mitman August 04, 2007
by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010
A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens
by manswer April 29, 2009
A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
by Hillairé June 11, 2005
When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
by PJ's Gettin BJ December 25, 2015
an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
by Vacupunk December 17, 2008
A Grizzly Bear.
In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.
by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022