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Milwaukee Sandwich

To make a Milwaukee Sandwich you need to first take some poop flatten it out into a patty. Then cook it until medium well (or whatever the preference of the recipient is) and then serve as if it is a hamburger patty in between two buns. Which the recipient must then consume.
That Milwaukee Sandwich was pretty good wasn't it Suzanne.
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Milwaukee dartboard

The Milwaukee dart board is having a girl (the dartboard) on her knees 2 feet away with her mouth wide open. Then you ejaculate from said distance and play darts with a few friends. Hitting the face is 8 points. Into her mouth is 15. nose is 20. And eyes are 18. Inside of the nose is 30. Whoever has the highest score in five rounds wins. If your load doesn’t reach. You lose the turn
Me and a few friends did a Milwaukee dartboard board to a old Chinese and I won!
Milwaukee dartboard by Horsecock39 January 23, 2026

Milwaukee Snowblower

The act of snorting cocaine out of someone’s anus then proceeding to rim them.
Wow the way she gave a Milwaukee snowblower is incredible! Licked my ass clean!
Milwaukee Snowblower by Cukoil January 26, 2026

Milwaukee Tight Rope

A sexual act in which a man ties a rope onto the base of his private, and then tieing the other side to the ceiling, then proceeding to swing from his private
- what did you want me to do?
- the Milwaukee tight rope, it's so cool!

Milwaukee Trench Coat

The act of walking into an orgy, naked, with a trench coat, and upon revealing a less than average sized penis, you become the pegged.

Also known as the Ed Francis Special.
I wanted to experience an orgy but became the victim of a pegging. I should Have known I’d be the Milwaukee Trench Coat because my one inch pecker didn’t excite any women.
Milwaukee Trench Coat by Rawdogtdog February 24, 2026

Milwaukee Brown Shell

The act of someone (usually from Milwaukee, Wisconsin) discarding a bag of fast food debris by throwing it from a moving vehicle, as if using it as a Mario Kart power up.
"oh shit, he has a Milwaukee brown shell, WAAAAAAAGH" (proceeds to hit your car and you spin off of the road)

Milwaukee Air Freshener

When you leave a steamy dump in the toilet for several days to stink up the room.
Person one: “Dude I went to her house and it smelled like she had a Milwaukee air freshener
Person two: “That’s disgusting