Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 18, 2014

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011

gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012

midget

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget

by jewcakes44 February 14, 2010

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009