Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 18, 2014

madged

To be denied/feel cheated out of something relatively insignificant that you selfishly believed you were entitled to. Coined after Madonna's egregious 2018 VMAs "tribute" to the late Aretha Franklin, in which Madonna went out of her way to draw attention to herself and her accomplishments after Franklin's unexpected passing eclipsed Madonna's 60th birthday.

"My best friend just posted photos of her and husband's anniversary vacation to Cabo the day I was supposed to announce MY engagement on Instagram. I feel SO madged right now."

by colors_sizes_textures_fear August 22, 2018

Midgey

A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.

Come here, midgey you wanna see my cock?

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011

midge

A very small person in all regards.

Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.

by Uglor September 6, 2006

gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012