matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

Meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual

by benny876 October 14, 2020

meheroob

A large guy with crazy attractive eyes and eyebrows, and massively manly appearance.
Seems tough from outside, but is a soft and sensitive sweetheart from the inside.

Is forever caring, daring and honest, apart from being slightly mischievous time-to-time.

If you ever meet a Meheroob, don't let him go. And get ready for fireworks!

by Ah milk November 24, 2021

Methequity

The widening use of methamphetamines amongst non-white populations while still conserving a strong base of traditional Caucasian meth users leading to more equal outcomes amongst the races.

In a world increasingly concerned with enhancing equity amongst races and genders, the widening use of methamphetamines in Hispanic and African-American cultures while simultaneously conserving the historic high rates of meth use amongst the traditional Caucasian user, has been deemed by many experts as methequity.

by ohal0012 December 29, 2022

methesis

A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.

Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.

I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.

by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

building meter

The act of masturbation

Frank- well thanks for inviting me but I can't make it, I'll be too busy building meter.

by DaltonAndJohnsWords July 25, 2017