merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

by ErikC. April 16, 2008

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 12, 2004

merker

a word used only by amazingly attractive girls. THAT IS ALL!

Lick my merker.

Your merker is fat and juicy.

by god damn i'm cool December 19, 2005

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

Merkantilism

The act of killing many people in one short period of time, whereas to merk a vast number of enemies.

Chris just notched a 25 kill streak. It's like the triangle trade right now, he's just starting up that Merkantilism.

by MeatFlag November 7, 2009

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007