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melvin

a person who is a total nerd during the years 1998-2002
by @mrkulci August 24, 2018
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steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping
Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.
by Mavennica February 1, 2010
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Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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Melvin

Melvin is one of the most social persons in the world. He always knows what to say. They mostly have curly hair and love music and biking. He always knows what to do and never gets bored. He’s the kindest, most loving person you will ever meet. You can’t unnotice him. He’s the hottest guy in the room. Usually only child.
What a Melvin! Everybody notices him!
by Kikkererwt3 November 21, 2021
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Melvin

My name melvin
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Melvin

Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.

A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.

You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
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Brúnkaður Melvin

Brúnkaður Melvin is the top definition for a black person named Melvin.
How can you be black and named Melvin, you are a Brúnkaður Melvin.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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