mäxle

Größte Ehrenmann überhaupt

Typ: Hey kennst du mäxle?
Mädchen: OMG JA MÄXLE IS DER COOLSTE VON ALLEN OMG SO EIN EHRENMANN ICH WILL IHN HEIRATEN!
Typ: *gefriendzoned*

by Bin kein hurensohn March 6, 2020

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Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

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Maxie

An animator who makes the funny memes and has a gang that includes -
His mean ol' cousin, a retarded Amazon Box man, a Fox and Smurf mutation, a Fox that looks like a CareBear made out of piss, a lemon head who hates curries
And a edgelord dream fan!

Person1 - Who's Maxie? (Max)
Person2 - Just a guy livin' his life.

by GodzillaFan1954 May 2, 2021

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