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madonna

Likely the most famous woman in the world. Her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.

She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
Ex. missionary to African orphan:
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"

Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
by jackson222 October 15, 2006
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maloney

a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)
Wow, Dad, the cashier at the grocery store had a bad maloney!
by Nautidog August 13, 2012
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Bathtub Madonna

A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.

These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?

Fall River 2: Sim.
by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012
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karl malone

Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.
Oh my God, Karl Malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!
by Hashweed May 30, 2004
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Manona

A man whore, often acts like an ass hat. Annoys his ex's a lot. Has a penis like a cheesestick. Can make half of his friends dislike him with 1 dumbass move. A male Anona, under the theory that being a bitch is to a girl as being a jerk is to a guy. Not an Anona in terms of looks, just the level of jerkness and whorishness.
Guy 1: Dude, WTF did you do?
Manona 1: I broke up with-
Guy 1: STFU! That was a friggen stupid move you deutch. You didn't even do it right! LOGIC FAIL.
by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009
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boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.
"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"
by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013
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Madonna

An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.

She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'

Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.
Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.
by ThelovelyDictionary December 10, 2016
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