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A man whore, often acts like an ass hat. Annoys his ex's a lot. Has a penis like a cheesestick. Can make half of his friends dislike him with 1 dumbass move. A male Anona, under the theory that being a bitch is to a girl as being a jerk is to a guy. Not an Anona in terms of looks, just the level of jerkness and whorishness.
Guy 1: Dude, WTF did you do?
Manona 1: I broke up with-
Guy 1: STFU! That was a friggen stupid move you deutch. You didn't even do it right! LOGIC FAIL.
Manona by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009
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Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011
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Manna for the mindless 

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.
"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

Lalisa Manoban

The prettiest Person on earth. She is a godess from the best group on earth, BLΛƆKPIИK. And She will soon have a Solo (2078 propably)
"Hey Who is that on your photocard?"
"Lalisa Manoban"
Lalisa Manoban by BlinkPunk October 12, 2019

Lisa Manoban 

The most beautiful woman. She had the most cutest and brightest smile. She’s just so beautiful. Her body is flawless. Her eyes sparkle and if you’d make eye contact with her you’d sink deeply in love with her. i love you ~ Samia
Lisa Manoban From BlackPink
Lisa Manoban by phatUWU December 28, 2018
A beautiful, generous and sweet french girl. Who, despite her appearance and act, is very sweet, gentle and caring to the ones they love. Even if you were to say something upsetting for them they'll forgive you with open arms. They'll always cheer you up and be themselves around their true friends and lover. They'll hold you close and whisper how much they love you, even going as far as to stay awake as long as they can for you.

One word is described to this name; beautiful.
Person 1: I got together with Manon today~
Person 2: What?! You're so lucky!!
Manon by MisakiKawaiiTakahashi October 29, 2015

Manna for the mindless 

Deriving from the tag 'Manna for the mind' used to describe books and literature, 'Manna for the mindless' is a disparaging but accurate description of banal entertainment of any sort, particularly daytime television, long running soaps, stupid game shows, chat shows and so on. It consists of material that is so dumb it doesn't require 'dumbing down' and is no more than prdigested pap which can be understood by people with a below normal IQ. Before the advent of twenty-four seven television manna for the mindless was typified by the Hollywood musical of the 1950s. These consisting entirely of eminently forgettable songs joined together by crappy dialogue and a plot so thin you could shoot peas through it.
"Kim, d'you want to come out for a walk?"
"No, I've got to watch Jeremy Kyle!"
"Manna for the mindless!"
Manna for the mindless by Croatalin December 3, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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