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Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.
Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023
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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023
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Le Mat

Le Mat (Sometimes known as "Le Fou") is the name seen for "The Fool"'s tarot card in the Tarot of Marseilles, which is a deck of tarot cards made in France around the 17th century, in (you guessed it!) Marseilles. It comes from the Italian words: "Il Matto", literally meaning something along the lines of "The Madman".
The character arcana in the Persona series for Igor is The Fool. When you look closely at the assigned card, you will see that it says "Le Mat" on there.
by kk_a February 10, 2025
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May mat

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"
Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"
by Drummgirl July 29, 2016
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Mat

by MichaelAnderson2001 August 28, 2023
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Adore mat

Noun: What a person becomes when they lack boundaries in a romantic relationship and allow their partner to take advantage of them.
She didn’t even say no when he wanted sex while she had a UTI. She’s a total adore mat.
by Mons Vesuvius July 16, 2023
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matting

When one person lashes out over such little things and has insane baby rage, that is uncontrollable. Then the person leaves and rejoins a server/event in the next 5-30 minutes.
Quit matting this isnt healthy.
by texasrot January 21, 2024
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