masturbate

1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.

1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her.
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!

by I, for one, do not touch myself. March 21, 2008

masturdate

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008

Masturbate

To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain

The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

masturbate

master-bait...to master the art of fishing or the way to catch fish, by using bait

did u master bait for the trip weekend?

by bait masterer October 12, 2004

manulate

To become a man; to become more masculine in a phyiscal and sexual sense.

"He is cute but i am waiting for him to manulate"

by Heath Raftery February 24, 2008

masturbates

pulral of masturbat

the dog masterbates the man.

by jessica March 16, 2005

Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

by m00per23 August 26, 2017