Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.

Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!

by humandictionary224427 March 16, 2016

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 16, 2006

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 03, 2007

Deep tissue massage

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).

Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein July 22, 2008

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez March 18, 2016

full body massage

A massage including the major portions of the body, i.e. the back, shoulders, legs, feet, arms, hands and neck, sometimes also including pectoral and gluteal muscles.

I would like a full body massage with focus o my shoulders.

by Eura Snotball December 31, 2016