March 14

(N) The day that Krabs fries.

You know what day it is!! (Sorry about this calendar) March 14! Oh wait, that’s not right. It SHOULD say the DAY THAT KRABS FRIES.

by Abstract_Slawter June 23, 2020

March 3

National kidnap your best friend day

The day you get to show up at your best friend's house and take them where ever you please.

Oh hey it is March 3, I better go kidnap my bestie

by tormented-anguish December 9, 2021

March 22

The day when you kiss your bf/gf whenever you want

Hey it’s March 22, so yk what that means* kisses*

by pplove March 21, 2021

March 17

National randomly start clapping day

On March 17 you will have to start clapping from 11:00 am-11:01 am

by Hahsjsjs December 7, 2019

March 15

A day when a beautiful sexy loving and caring female was born

She was born in March 15? That must be Houston’s sexy ass

by Joemama’smama October 18, 2019

March 6th

the sexiest males are born with big dicks

1: yo when’s your birthday

2: march 6th, why

1: your dick must be massive huh?
2: yea how’d you know?
1: urban dictionary that’s how

by Nikki kaufmann April 9, 2019

March 9th

march 9th is national chicken nugget day so get ur nugs

“OMG isn't national chicken nugget day! March 9th is the best!”

by totalclownhaha October 17, 2019