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maplestory

worse than drugs addictive game where you kill monsters, bosses get equips skills ect...
sins are teh ksz0rz

Bob:if its that addictive why do u play maplestory?
xxxaznnaruto1337xxx:because we can and its free
by tacobender January 30, 2008
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Toronto Maple Leafs

A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.
Toronto Maple Leafs Nation..See Websters definition of "false bravado".
by Seamus McClannnnnnahan May 20, 2007
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toronto maple leafs

1) Toronto's NHL franchise.
3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.
Common usage in conversation:
"The sky is blue."
"Water is wet."
"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."
by Janko April 12, 2004
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MapleStory

Really addictive Korean game.

It has jobs that are: Rogue, Bowman, Warrior and Magician.

There are FOUR job advancements: 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th (there are 3 job advancements in some MapleStory versions and 2 in the Europe version)

You can often find cheaters in this game.
WTFH4X? THAT GUY IS USE VAC HAX!!!111oneone REPORT AND MASS DEFAME HIM!

omg ppl that guy is kseing meh!!111one report and mass defame!

i want to lvl plz i wan be maplestory pro
by MapleSt0ry November 10, 2007
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Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010
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marblehead

very rich, seaside town. Lots of pretty people. REALLYBORING
the OC of the east coast is marblehead
by asdf asdf November 15, 2005
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Maple Creek

1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.

2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
by screambloodygore September 24, 2005
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