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freshman philosophy major 

A person who thinks that her or his oversimplified answer will solve a controversial debate. The person is normally is in the late teens and the subject matter is usually religious, political, or ethical.
The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
"What does she look so smug about?"
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
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More extremely dimwitted than a normal moron.
1 plus 3 does not equal 2, you Majoron!
majoron by CyborgTm December 4, 2007
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Majorhugepussy

Somebody who is being a big pussy
You are being a majorhugepussy right now

Keelan Major 

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."
Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major
Keelan Major by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004
We call "major" to people whose parents are rich.
There is the major inside his ferrarri!
major by maxxim333 January 27, 2010

Majora's Mask 

The sequal to Ocarina of Time that takes place after link returns to childhood and ends up in an alternate universe where the moon is about to hit the planet tameria and destroy it.

The game was probably the darkest in zelda history Story-wise, what with all the side quests and the overall sense of doom in tameria. It pretty much used a souped up oot engine, and played pretty much the same as oot (excpet for the fact that you are a kid throughout the whole game). Not quite as revolutinary as oot, but still an awesome game.
Unfortuantly, MM required that you have the N64 expansion pack to play it.

major key 

The key to success or something great.
"Almond milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Major key to success,”
major key by theworldofalan June 26, 2016