service magnet

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.

For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.

by krwinkler October 17, 2017

ole magnus

bigg pp and wery small head. popular as a decoy in the hipanic mafia in loss angeles. Ole in Ole Magnus means klisette/ sticky. Magnus in Ole Magnus means Skillsmismme/divorce

did u Ole Magnus in that manns ass?
how is to do ole magnus autist sound

by Anus åpneren September 23, 2020

booboo magnets

Shoes that track/pick up lots of doodoo (poop)

Damn bro you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in my house.

by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

Maple Street Magnet School

Worlds must suckish school.

A school filled with suck.

"You can't be GETTIN' up and down and all around 'cause you in lunch de-TEN-tion!"
-Maple Street Magnet School Lunch Detention Monitor Person (I have no idea what their job title is, they just walks around and tell people "Not to be late fo claaayuss!" while wearing extremely stupid sunglasses.)

by shoeofmoo July 1, 2011

Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013

fairchild wheeler interdistrict multi-magnet campus

A magnet high school in Bridgeport, CT, infamous for a strict dress code including lab coats. Often abbreviated to FCW, students will enroll to the school expecting to leave with scientific knowledge, only to find themselves suffering with long security (and lunch) lines, bad teachers, and strict management.

"Did you hear Johnny got into the Fairchild Wheeler Interdistrict Multi-magnet Campus thing? I hear he's suffering from depression since school started."

by FreddoMcEggo August 20, 2018