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Magnum P.I.

Act of sexual deviance involving one individual urinating directly into another individual's eye.
I'd never hit a man wearing glasses, but I would give him a Magnum P.I.
by DaveO March 12, 2004
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Magnus

a huge bitch that looks like a rat and tries to act black and follows people and gets whopped by his dad and he tries to fuck himself daily. he also cries a lot and gets in fights for no reason. he thinks he is better than
oh shit its magnus
by giggity 420 69 November 8, 2019
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.44 Magnum

The dangerous duo of a 40oz. of malt liquor and a Four Loko that will get you drunk on an industrial scale. The .44 magnum combines the class of malt liquor with the full-bodied, complex, palate-pleasuring flavor of the Four Loko. The 44 magnum is not safe for children, women who are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant, or anybody else. If you are drinking a 44 magnum, you are most definitely not feeling lucky... punk. Best when duct-taped to the hands of an unfortunate pledge, or when poured down the drain in a symbolic display of contempt for such an ungodly concoction. The 44 magnum will take your everything.
Kent: Let's get fucked up!
Michael: .44 Magnums?
Kent: Yuuuuup!
by MrPIIHB May 14, 2013
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Magnus

Magnus typically goes to a private school, has sheepish hair and wears hippie clothes. he's a fat fucking cheat and when he doesn't shave he thinks he looks cool but in reality he looks like a man with spiky bumfluff who cheated on his wife and got kicked on the streets. lets all hope he dies in sewer!
"oh ur living in such a Magnus state"
by xoxosharron August 4, 2020
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Magnum slap

A magnum slap is when yo girl playing games saying she wants to fight you so you slap her with a magnum on your hand (yes has to be a magnum)
"She was playing games so I had to Magnum slap her"
by Bloodstone02 February 19, 2018
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Magnús

To go full retard mode, often not capable of participate in any social events or having a normal conversation with other people.
Please, Do not act as Magnús now.

No, he cannot come with us, he is acting like a total Magnús
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Magnus Boru

An internet meme and a euphemism describing an extremly tough and masculine male.
"Dude, did you see that guy tear that phone book in half? Total Magnus Boru!"
by Double Corona March 31, 2009
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