sigmaiscute mutual

The most beautiful, attractive, intelligent, friendly, adorable and sweet human in the world <3

Wow! you are a sigmaiscute mutual, i love you.

by sigmailysm March 17, 2021

Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

mutual transgression

Mutual transgression is simply the law of the universe.

Josh: What's the law of the universe
Sullivan: Mutual Transgression

by Jaymason July 27, 2016

L mutual

When your close friend or buddy does some fatherless activities

Friend:ur trash
"L mutual"

by Braindead mf December 13, 2021

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple

Wow, those two have a mutual marriage

by Addie- _* April 6, 2019