Muffin muncher

a person who enjoys going down on a women, normally female, though could also be male. created in the east end of london,as derogitory term for lesbians.

josh: Is that pip a lesbo
fabio: Nah she aint no muffin muncher

by Demon616 aka fabio May 24, 2006

cock muncher

A frequently used phrase meaning anyone who sucks a mans penis. Usually aimed towards gay men or a slut, slag or hoe.

Hear about Paris, silly cock muncher!

by AMVMAMV May 25, 2010

chode muncher

someone who munches on chodes

u dirty little chode muncher

by jason April 12, 2004

rug muncher

This is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet. Meaning pussy eating. Hense Rug Muncher

Kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right.

by Dave1894 December 16, 2008

butt muncher

Term for someone who sucks up to people in order to get what they want.

Have you seen Mark butt munching Phil to get his bonus?

by Freddy January 31, 2003

Apple Muncher

The term for when one person proceeds to indulge in the eating or licking of another's asshole.

"Dude, her booty is as ample as an apple."
"Do you eat it?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Apple Muncher..."

by OoopsieWhoopsie July 28, 2015

pillow muncher

Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.

Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.

by The Strut September 29, 2004