small mouth syndrome

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

bird mouthing

when a girl waits patiently with her mouth open like a bird until guy or guys shoot their cum into her waiting bird mouth, like a young bird awaiting feed from mother,

bird mouthing sucks if you have to wait to long for your loads of cum

by The MAN4ME February 9, 2015

no mourners no funerals

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Mouth Shart

When you burp and you get the taste of puke. Similar to a shart, where one farts and a little shit comes out, but in the mouth area.

Guy 1: *Burp* Oh shit, i just made a mouth shart
Guy 2: Aw, you want some Sprite?

by Diego Chinchilla May 9, 2010

mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Bullshit Mountain

a.k.a. Fox News, a right-wing propaganda network that gets fact-checked every night by Jon Stewart and his writers at The Daily Show. Broadcasters and pundits on this network tend to think that President Obama is a Socialist who does not care how much debt he unloads on the country while completely ignoring the fact that he inherited the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.

When Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and other pundits at Bullshit Mountain said Mitt Romney's comments disparaging 47 percent of Americans as lazy freeloaders, Jon Stewart reminded us that these people include veterans, the elderly, and the working poor.

by DEA302 December 1, 2013