1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).
2. See Morning wood
2. See Morning wood
1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?
2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
by C&D October 24, 2004
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Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
by bear krills January 20, 2010
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by Vincent Young May 13, 2005
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by Follower of the Morbidgorbag September 18, 2008
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Get the Morning Prayers mug.The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011
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