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Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.
Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.
by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019
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monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
by Hatter101 March 23, 2016
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Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”
by Idk... eevee I guess? December 28, 2017
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Superdull Monday

The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"

"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."

"Why the long face?"

"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
by Trojan2980 January 14, 2010
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Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."
by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019
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Goosemeat monday

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s
Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday
by eddy051705 January 23, 2022
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1pm on a Monday

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.
by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019
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