Minor Attracted Person (MAP)

A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.
Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"

Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
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I hate women and minorities

A gamer warcry. One cannot be a true epic gamer without hating those pesky women and minorities.
Gamer 1: I hate women and minorities

Gamer 2: Hell yeah, me too brother! Gamers Rise Up!
by Joker the Fortnite God April 19, 2020
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Minor League Overwatch Team

A badly run, wannabe, Overwatch team that consists of low ranked players.
What's up guys, does anyone want to join my minor league Overwatch team we are a bunch of rag-tag 13 yr olds ready to win!
by Megoa May 26, 2017
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Toccata and fugue in d minor

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films
person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree
by DabibestboiOGG July 13, 2021
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Minor Attracted persons or, MAPs is an umbrella term that includes all minor attracted persons instead of just pedophiles, the full list is, infantophile (someone who is attracted to infants under 5yo), pedophile (someone who is attracted to prepubescent children), hebephile (someone who is attracted to pubescent children), ephebophile (someone who is attracted to post-pubescent children). After that they can be broken down into 2 categories, the first and much better is NOMAP or anti-c's who are against sexual or romantic interaction with children, then the pro-c's these are the rapists.
"I think that David is a MAP" MAP is an acronym for Minor Attracted Person/Persons
by Maybe Communism nah Capitalism January 19, 2018
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MAP (minor attracted person)

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."
by Pokipann July 12, 2018
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National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.
Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend
by poontangslapgod April 21, 2018
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