Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

Militari

militari is a neighbour in Bucharest, Romania. Its the most dangerouse area, full of drug dealers and killers.

"Pantelimon, Salajani,Colentina,Ferentari, Militari, ma simt in masura sa vorbesc despre strada, pentru ca stiu, vad, fac, reprezint in mortii ma si" B.U.G Mafia-Reprezint

by Nume adevarat May 11, 2019

low flying military aircraft

When you swoop in dive tackle yo mate to the ground with the precision of a mk2 fighter jet

Jimbo: Oi daniel lmfao my bae just got floored by a low flying military aircraft
Daniel : Yes g

by j.hamós May 21, 2018

military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016

military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020