Milf

Thomas Burton’s mom

Thomas Burton’s mom is such a milf! She is so hot because the meat is cold.

by Butters321 March 2, 2023

Milf

Claire Race

Claire Race is such a milf

by Ms Orton December 26, 2021

Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.

Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.

by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021

milf

a hot ass mom

"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"

by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019

milf

Mother, I Like Furbies

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby

by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

Milf

You

Damn whoever is reading this is a milf

by Audrey mueller October 30, 2022