Icey Mic

The act of taking a dump in a condom and then freezing it, then when frozen use as a home made dildo.

(Women) "Hey is that Icey Mic ready yet?"

(Man) "Yeh want me to fetch it and we can try it?"

by Phil Mechrachin September 3, 2013

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

On Without Mics

When you and your boys are banging it out but oral sex is off the table.

Tim and Eric were on without mics last night because it is only gay if you make eye contact.

by TimCheese February 16, 2021

MIC rIzZ

Its fancy rizz, as in
Are you a microwave? BeCaUsE i FeEl SoMeThiNG coOkInG uP iN hErE

Let me hit you up with some MIC RIZZ

by Chix_Nugget January 24, 2024

Chef Mic

the infamous Microwave

Give the pizza to Chef Mic and hurry up and GET IN THE BED, Will!!!

I hate when BK gives the entire whopper to Chef Mic. Lettuce and Tomatoes too!!

by Earlthe3rd April 15, 2023

adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims

guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007