Butt Mess

a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.

Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.

by dustbunnie August 7, 2007

dont mess

Don’t mess is said when you feel that someone is not being straight forward or is taking shit

victor: what’s up pussy
Chip: victor dont mess

by Outtashlong July 19, 2018

Cold Mess

A person who treats others as if they are beneath them, and gets what they want. Even though you know what this person is doing is wrong, you still want to hang around that person. Most of the time, this person is popular amoungst thier peers.

BoneQuesha just slapped her man, took his wallet, and told him to go make her dinner while she is at the mall. She’s a cold mess, but I am gonna go chill with her anyway. He in there cookin right now.

by Taleah January 5, 2008

Manicotti Mess

A foursome which involves three men and a woman. The woman is on her period and has a yeast infection. Two penetrate the woman vaginally at the same time and one penetrates in the anus.

John, Paul, and Doug had a manicotti mess with Barb and vomited afterwards from disgust.

by Spence dogg February 18, 2009

Hot Morning Mess

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006

Fuck Mess

This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.

Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.

by eviljen July 11, 2011

Not Mess

A person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a Hot Mess, but in reality is not a Hot Mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. Typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.

(overweight) Girl: I'm super-busy, I've lost my keys, my phone is dead, and I've got a million things to do - I'm a hot mess!

You (to friend, whispering): She's not hot...so really she's a Not Mess.

by Phil-ys March 25, 2013