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Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021
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Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.
Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.
by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021
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The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!
Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.
by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025
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Melvin

Melvin (Bunglish)
Bunglish Slang

Definition:
Melvin is a Bunglish slang term referring to the Erdleaf flower in Elden Ring, a key crafting ingredient used to create "Melvin Potions." These potions allow players to summon other players into their world for cooperative play. The term “Melvin” adds a casual, humorous flavor to otherwise straightforward in-game items and mechanics.

Origins:
The term emerged from Bunglish communities around 2023–2024, as players adapted official Elden Ring terminology into the dialect’s playful and irreverent style. Erdleaf flowers became “Melvins,” and the potions crafted from them took the same nickname, emphasizing Bunglish’s tendency to give formal game items humorous slang names.

Usage:

Refers both to the raw crafting material (Erdleaf flower) and to the consumable summoning potions.

Commonly used in cooperative play contexts when requesting or discussing multiplayer assistance.

Often paired with other Bunglish terms for humor: “Grab some Melvins before you go fight that Smelvin.”
Examples:

“Better stock up on Melvins, I’m gonna need backup.”
“Throw a Melvin Potion if you want me to help with that boss.”
“Can’t believe that Smelvin blocked the path again — Melvins saved my run.”

Cultural Notes:
Melvin represents how Bunglish humorously adapts serious gameplay elements into its absurd lexicon. It stands out because it refers to a useful, positive item rather than an insult, balancing the dialect’s mix of mocking and camaraderie.

Related Terms:

Smelvin – Rune Bear enemy.

Bradley – weak/unskilled player.

Villain – enemy or disliked player.

No Rick – no skill.

Baaby – cowardly or childish player.
by No Rick 🎉🎉😂😂 July 27, 2025
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Melvin

Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.

A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.

You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
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