Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

load rag

A piece of cloth used to jerk off into

I accidentally stepped on my load rag when I got out of bed and it stuck to my foot!

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

nuisance load

That first load of ejaculate that you need to get out of the way so you can concentrate on sustaining your erection for the rest of the evening.

My girlfriend and had great sex after I got rid of the nuisance load.

by fp3stix September 22, 2013

pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"

"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!

by anthony24 January 9, 2006

drop a load

To take a shit, pinch a loaf, bomb pearl harbor, drop the kids off

"Oh, man, I shouldn't have eaten all those beans. I really gotta drop a load."

by Nav April 20, 2005

ass load

When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"

by JtothaC March 16, 2005

Load the Box

To load the box is to set up a boombox or speaker system with a tape, CD, or ipod in order to play music. The term was made popular in the Sublime song "Greatest Hits".

"Load the box and then pump that shit"
-Sublime

by thezneak505 January 10, 2009