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hot lives matter

Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
by HotTom November 19, 2022
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Plinko lives

You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.
Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."

I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."

Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"

I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."

Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."

I dot "I... I already..."

Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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Dirty lieschen

Someone who likes putting peanut butter on the vagina and let's the dog lick het vagina clean.
My one friend likes doing the dirty lieschen with her german shepherd.
by Mooooona123 July 22, 2023
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Who lives longer juri or refan

REFAN DUHH shorter people live longer.
“rip juri”
“You’ll never be forgotten juri”

Who lives longer juri or refan
by Who lives longer July 28, 2023
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Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.
Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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sister lives in Toronto

The author of this definition has a sister
The author’s sister lives in Toronto
by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
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Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.
Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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