to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

i want to be struck by lightning

by Sexydimma December 10, 2014

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

by Sexydimma June 27, 2015

Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.

Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.

by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012

ball lightning

Something that will fuck your shit up.

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!

by Sniper May 13, 2005

monkey lightning

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

paparazzi lightning

The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.

Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.

by TeDePe October 22, 2008

Lightning Party

Lightning Party - When the staff at a facility have a party because the lightning alarm has sounded causing them to close the facility to the public, but since they cannot leave they resort to fun and games until receiving an all clear. They normally still get paid during this time.

A lightning party typically refers to persons working at an aquatic or outdoor facility, such as - and especially lifeguards. These facilities are equipped with lightning alarms, and when it signals that there is lightning in the area the personel close the facility but still continue to work their shifts. Since they have nothing to do they party until an all clear is given, or it´s time to go.

The lightning alarm went off, so the lifeguards are having a lightning party until the system says all clear.

by calidreamin June 11, 2014