Lemender

A short small humanoid thing, has a tendency to punch people in the butt-hole, changes its hair color often to attract mates. Often can be found hiding in large "bushes" or the cleavege of big breasted women. An attack can be detected by its war cry "nigger-faggot raaa!!!"

Can be pasifyed by Any kind of Ramune, Pocky, Sexy Japanese men mainly Miyavi and small assorted japanese snacks.

When encountered with such a small yet bodasious creature, Please don't try and be a hero, just cover your Butt-hole and proceed to the nearest Exit.

She has a tendency to smother herself in her best friends boobs. . . . =.=

Best Friend:"Lemmy, I need a nother Bra.'
Lemender:"Nyaaaa~ BOOBIES!!!!!"
Proceeds to Tackle and smother herself in Breasts.

by SystematicStereo June 26, 2009

Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.

It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014

legendary godzilla

Lengendary Godzilla is an American godzilla also known as the savior of earth.He keeps human kind and nature in balance . :/

Muto:SUP.
Legendary Godzilla:enters city.
Muto: OH F-
Legandary Godzilla:breaths fire into mouth of muto and rips of head.

by Boeing 747 fan October 30, 2019

LegendBoat

Epic 11 year old kid. Sometimes gets mad at you for no reason, but when he's good you can have really good moments with him. He is really funny and sometimes swears. He normally ignores you. He always says "Hello guys, welcome back to another video!" He is really special and there's no where to find another LegendBoat. He speels god. He makes you miss him, he's an old friend of Jespy

LegendBoat-t-t hehehe is that going to be a meme now or something?
LegendBoat and I

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

D Legend

A term used to show your excitement for a teammate if they get a 1v5 clutch or something important in a game such as League of legends or Counter-strike:Global Offensive

D LEGEND look at the pop fake

by xExoTicxLeGeNDx January 13, 2016

The Legend of Zelda

The best video game franchise ever to exist! It's been around since the 80's and each game has got progressively better and better until it feels you with Fucking nostalgia and feels ;-;

The Legend of Zelda also shows who is human and who isn't. If you didn't cry or feel sad at Midna or Fi's heart wrenching goodbyes then you're a fucking monster with an ice bitch attitude and nobody likes you.

Guy: "Debbie didn't find it sad when Midna blew up the Mirror of Twilight."

Girl: "That's because Debbie's a cunt."

Guy: "True, The Legend of Zelda is awesome."

by AxelBlack May 15, 2017

Half Legend

Someone who wishes to be a legend however the person in question lacks the mental capability to be considered a legend.

Moo Half legend

by Legend Status October 17, 2017