Liberty University

an evangelical indoctrination of a "college" founded by jerry Falwell to raise the next generation of mindless religious right neocons.

guy one: dude i hear girls arent allowed in guys dorms at liberty university.

guy two: sweet, hopefully that means they wont breed.

by fartsmcgee June 15, 2008

The "Liberty Bell"

You get a girl on her hands and knees in the doggy style position, and you slide the penis in between her butt cheeks, not the actual anus. While preforming aformentioned act, you must grab a breast, and swing it back and forth, thus " ringing the "liberty bell"

For the "liberty bell" examples, see above and use ones imagination

by FatD July 20, 2009

Libertarian

Someone who is part of a broad spectrum of political ideology that advocates for less coercion, thinks that the governments power should be limited or abolished, and values consent. Right libertarians believe that a private and free market benefits and progresses society the most out of any other economic system. They also believe that corporations and monopolies are products of the state from mass regulation and taxation. The vast majority of right libertarians are not wealthy millionaires, by the way. The left libertarians believe that the people, should voluntarily own the means of production, whether that means everyone in a society should be part of a worker cooperative or everyone of a society owns the means and end results of production. Markets are not exclusive to capitalism too, look at market socialism. Both sides are actively against government oppression (both oppression against anyone in and out of the country) and corporations and are for liberty and consent. Both sides believe that consent is very valuable, if you consent to something, the government shouldn't be allowed to restrict you from doing it. Both sides also believe in the legalization of all victimless crimes. A victimless crime is a crime that doesn't actually violate anyone's rights or a crime that is actually a consensual action.

Here is what a libertarian is not: a pedophile, an advocate of slavery, a neofeudalist, an authoritarian, a republican/conservative, a democrat/liberal, or a bootlicker.

Liberal: Libertarianism is when pedo, neofeudalism, and slavery
Libertarian: Since when are any of those consensual?

Conservatives: But who will murder the civilians in the Middle East?
Libertarians: The endless intervention in the Middle East and the murder of civilians is wrong and should be stopped.
Conservatives: :'(

Right libertarian to left libertarians: YOU'RE NOT A REAL LIBERTARIAN
Left libertarians to right libertarians: NO, YOU ARE NOT THE REAL LIBERTARIAN
Other Libertarians: Can't we just get along??

Capitalists: Markets are exclusive to capitalism!
Market Socialists: No they are not. Market socialism is a type of economy that instead of having privately owned companies, the companies are democratically controlled by the people who work for the company, and because there are individual companies that would compete, there would be markets.

by bingozuby December 8, 2020

libertarian

one who believes the only purpose of government is to protect the rights of its citizens, those rights being life, liberty and property

liberatarians could save the united states from socialism if only its citizens were not so stupid

by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004

Libertarian

Derogatory term used for someone who perennially loses. Is also a political party. Same attributes apply.

Person A: "Dude, you are such a Libertarian"
Person B: "I hate you"

Person A: "I don't support either of those fascists man, I'm voting Libertarian."
Person B: "...Sorry"

by Squid Wrangler March 26, 2005

Jackson Liberty High School

The "sister" school of Jackson Memorial in Jackson,NJ. This school is filled with new freshmen who think their hot shit, and the other classes who think their the shit. This is the school where everyone sucks at sports, except for the girls field hockey. All the boys varsity teams are horrible, and is a disgrace to jackson. All the teachers are oldheads, and everyone is best friends with the substitutes. The pep rallys for this school are horrible and everyone would rather be by lwood(lakewood) smoking weed. Half the school smoke weed and the other half are virgins till their grave. This is the school where it looks and smells like a prison. The technology is cool, but still a prison. The lunchrooms are known is where people talk shit about someone, and when one of the lunch ladies is a whore. Normally people find out who was talking shit and have a little argument in the hallway, which everyone stops and have to see, then go home and talks about it on Myspace. Basically the worst school in New Jersey, and Jackson Memorial is so much better

jackson liberty high school

by rzrderk July 24, 2009

libertarian

A libertarian is someone who believes that you should have the freedom to do whatever you choose, other than to hurt or take away that freedom from someone else.

The only reason for the government is to make sure that people don't take away freedom of another person. Any extra rules enforced are not needed, and are an invasion of personal liberty.

Clint Eastwood is a libertarian.

by KP January 14, 2004