laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is

Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?

by McKena10 April 25, 2017

fold the laundry

Prostitution or the act of prostituting oneself for money.

She would fold the laundry to support her crack habit.

by PeteSRT June 13, 2017

Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

rim laundry

When instead of you putting dirty clothes in the laundry basket, you put it on the floor right next to it.

I just use rim laundry.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

laundry dryer

machine that dry clothes

A laundry dryer contains ten black and eight navy socks.without looking how many socks must you take out to be sure you have a matched pair

by maedeh October 14, 2016

laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.

Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.

by LongDotDong July 10, 2016

laundry basketuary

That moment when all the laundry is done, and the laundry basket is empty. The beginning, starting over, like the beginning month of the year, January.

I finally finished the laundry, I now have laundry basketuary.

by guark January 20, 2018