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mow the laundry 

Too dispose of old cloths.

Hold articles of clothing above an under turned lawn mower and let the blade shred the old clothing.
"man I gotta mow the laundry."

"flip that shit over dude"
mow the laundry by Justdylan October 21, 2009

dirty laundry 

The act of shitting in someone else's clothes dryer. Preferably runny. After the act has been performed, the dryer is then powered on to the high heat cycle thus crusting the shit into the drum of the dryer.
I went over to John's house and left my dirty laundry in his dryer. After that I made a quick exit.
dirty laundry by Bob Nelson July 26, 2008

sack of laundry

Someone that is fat and out of shape. When you look at them you just think, wow what waste of a person. They mope around and are unproductive. Ultimately, They just look like a sack of shit.
Johnny: haha, look at the fat guy trying to play basketball. His fat is jiggling around. He can hardly run!

Sam: Ew, he has sweated completely through his t shirt.

Johnny: Haha what a sack of laundry!
sack of laundry by Yawn Yant October 18, 2012

doing laundry

The act of a woman sucking a mans rod, down to the balls and wet.
My girlfriend came over last night and did my laundry.
doing laundry by Wyatt July 15, 2003

air your dirty laundry 

dealing with personal problems while other people are around.
A cop might let you out of his car to air your dirty laundry in front of everyone around who could see. I was made to change my dress in the middle of the parking lot, airing my dirty laundry like a little whore.